Andy Puzder

Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 02.27.17

* Kenneth Feinberg gets tapped to run another victim compensation fund. [Wall Street Journal] * Andy Puzder claims a “fake news tsunami” is what forced him to withdraw as Labor Secretary nominee. Sure, Andy, whatever you need to tell yourself to go to sleep at night. [Huffington Post] * When George W. Bush starts sounding utterly reasonable you know we are truly in the darkest timeline. [The Slot] * The ethics lawsuit against Kellyanne Conway might feel good, but it could set a bad precedent. [Slate] * A 2,000+ page long legislation is complication. You don't f*cking say. [Salon] * Are Republicans ignoring House v. Burwell? [The Incidental Economist] * Who's been digging into Susan Fowler's personal life? [Law and More]

By Kathryn Rubino
Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 02.01.17

* Tostito's is selling a breathalyzer to discourage DUIs. The product is, quite literally, all that and a bag of chips. [Huffington Post] * A new survey says GCs are itching to cut ties with their underperforming law firms. [Corporate Counsel] * Sally Yates has a fat paycheck waiting for her in Biglaw. [Law.com] * Andy Puzder learned his trade from a mob lawyer investigated by the FBI. The real key to this article is the most pretentious picture of Puzder imaginable. [Politico] * America's sweetheart Anthony Weiner may face child pornography charges. [The Hill] * The apocalypse for organized labor may be right around the corner. [Deadspin]

By Joe Patrice